I’m not even kidding when I say this has been the longest month of my life. Not just from general business, but because I’ve been busy AND sick the whole time. The last time I put together one of these blogs, it was because I felt like a walking trashcan (only I wasn’t doing a whole lot of walking), and not only do I still feel like crap, but I’ve been coughing for so long that I bruised my ribs- so, yep, still feeling like Oscar the Grouch.
Here’s what REALLY sucks– it isn’t just coughing that hurts my ribs, it’s laughing. LAUGHING! How rude! Here are some of the parenting memes from the past week that have hurt me via LOL alone:
Wouldn’t be surprised if they were rabid, to be honest…
Boy, oh boy are my allergies strong…
YOU GET NOTHING!
It’s just. not. fair.
Stop trying to shove it into my cornea!
While telling you that you’re doing it wrong even though you have no idea what you’re doing
They’re smarter than all of us
YES! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, YES!
I hope these made you laugh….. minus the rib pain!
Every. single. time. pic.twitter.com/qxy23khtts
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I am powerless against chips & salsa pic.twitter.com/Rx2wivW4uR
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I guess their taste buds are just THAT advanced. pic.twitter.com/yqzIQHzHS9
The closest I've come to public nudity is when my kid opened the bathroom door on me at Starbucks.