Don’t lie- we’ve ALL done it! You sneaky sneakster! Under the covers in bed… in the bathroom… maybe even in the airport??
Did you think I was talking about SEX? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I’m talking about Netflixing.
While I limit screen time (most of the time) my kids are still obsessed with their own shows. They have no interest in my shows. And there’s only so many times I can watch Goosebumps, or hear the theme song of The Magic School Bus, or Hear Inspector Gadget yet again muck something up and yell GO GO GADGET before my head feels like exploding and I need a fix of ‘adult time’ to save myself.
Am I alone in this? Doesn’t anyone else ever sneak away and get their fix in while the kids are preoccupied?
Well, it turns out, I did it SO much, that my kids became the sneakers of Netflix. I don’t know how I birthed morning people, but I did. Two of them. And they’ve gotten in trouble so many times for waking me up an hour before the alarm by smashing Legos together or arguing, that they’ve learned (probably for self-preservation purposes) to sneak downstairs and click on the Netflix instead. I can’t count the number of times I turn on the TV after they’ve gone off to school to find a Netflix home screen staring back at me. Those little crackheads!
So, I guess the craziest place I’ve ever watched Netflix is unbeknownst to me in my sleep. I know, I’m such a rebel.
What’s the craziest place YOU’VE done “it”–and by it, I mean the Netflix Sneak??
Go ahead and try it out with some of your favorites to keep you and your kids sane this summer!:
New on Netflix for Kids, Tweens, Teens and Families:
Weird Things you do for your kids but not Strangers goo.gl/fb/oVuwvG
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