Moms of the world- this weekend is not just the one day a year you hope to be endlessly appreciated the way you truly deserve otherwise known as Mother’s Day. It is also the weekend of my BOOK SIGNING! Awwwwwww yeah!
And what better gift for yourself or your mom, or any mom or mom-to-be you might know than something that will make you/her/them laugh?? I don’t do flowers. I love chocolate but I just end up eating so much that I feel like a busted can of biscuits. Jewelry? Meh.
I’m absolutely 100% biased, but my vote for best Mother’s Day gift EVER is a copy of KIDS ARE TURDS- because at the end of the day, reading something that makes us parents say “I’m NOT the only one!” is pretty frickin’ awesome.
Make plans on the Saturday before Mother’s Day to come to Barnes & Noble in Newport News, VA, grab a copy of KIDS ARE TURDS, and get it signed by yours truly! They even have Mother’s Day themed activities for the kids leading up to the signing, so you can get a “made with love” gift from your kid that will probably be awful but you’ll adore it anyway, AND, a made-with-my-brain gift to you from you. Or your husband. Or your kid’s piggy bank. Because, really, you shouldn’t have to pay for shit this weekend.
Check out this sweet set-up!
Hey! That’s my face and my face!
Come see it in person! Bring the fam! Have a coffee! Shit… have the chocolate, too (they serve Cheesecake Factory cheesecake). You deserve it!
Saturday, May 7th at Barnes & Noble in Newport News, Virginia.
Yoder Plaza Shopping Center
12170 Jefferson Avenue
Newport News, VA 23602
Hope to see you there!
(If you’re not close enough to drive, or just can’t make it- you CAN grab a copy in your local bookstore or on Amazon)
The “Are You Ready to Have Kids?” Checklist of Doom goo.gl/fb/DTPJ1A
If anyone asks how I died, you can just go ahead and tell them "she was lured in by free pie in exchange for listening to 2nd graders screech Thanksgiving songs for 30 minutes"
Half-Assed Jingler Syndrome goo.gl/fb/McWfBy
@ItsEvieClaire Booze and tears
I'm not saying this is the perfect #Christmas gift for all the parents in your life, but.... okay, yeah I am. That's exactly what I'm saying. Truths from the bowels of parenthood! amazon.com/Kids-Are-Turds…
@Gofashiondeals All of that and more. Good times. Gooooood times