Sorry, not sorry. I can’t stop!
Lookie what we found at the ol’ bookstore!
My very own turd pointing to my very own turd book! I’d post a picture of ME beside my book, but let’s face it, his face is a master sales tool and I’m not above using it.
Grab your own copy of KIDS ARE TURDS on Amazon, or at your local bookstore (I’d call first to make sure- it seems about 75% of Barnes & Nobles have it)
What are you waiting for??
@Julieannefiu I still sing WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE. I think they're lying about the "real" lyrics
I sang SO many embarrassingly wrong song lyrics with such confidence. pic.twitter.com/Ww5TaAxY3r
@AndreaPerez0217 Not that I'm biased, but I highly recommend ;) Hope you enjoy!
Parenthood: you think it's gonna be all hugs & booboo kisses, but it's really cooking food everyone hates & scraping boogers off of walls.
School system: Here! Have a half day on Friday the 13th! Me: pic.twitter.com/Dy18C8R3dD
Spooking the Kids Without Scarring them for LIFE With Netflix! (and a giveaway!) goo.gl/fb/tkeWgB