Sorry, not sorry. I can’t stop!
Lookie what we found at the ol’ bookstore!
My very own turd pointing to my very own turd book! I’d post a picture of ME beside my book, but let’s face it, his face is a master sales tool and I’m not above using it.
Grab your own copy of KIDS ARE TURDS on Amazon, or at your local bookstore (I’d call first to make sure- it seems about 75% of Barnes & Nobles have it)
What are you waiting for??
Weird Things you do for your kids but not Strangers goo.gl/fb/oVuwvG
Tis the season! pic.twitter.com/5VgMLnt22E
I am weak pic.twitter.com/LYdRQ6EZcC
You know that feeling when you don't chew a chip all the way and it cuts you all the way down and you swear it's gonna kill you, but you go ahead have another right after? That's what it's like when you decide to have another kid.
For any parent who's ever had a kid who thinks they're more grown up than they are... and proves themselves wrong-- this story is for you holdinholden.com/2017/12/10-g…