I know, ALL my posts have been about my book KIDS ARE TURDS lately. What can I say? I’m excited, y’all! With just a few more days until KIDS ARE TURDS is released, I’m kicking things into high gear!
I want to give one of you a box of KIDS ARE TURDS & Holdin’ Holden merchandise to celebrate!
What could you win? Let’s see what we’ve got…
And some surprise goodies!
@Julieannefiu I still sing WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE. I think they're lying about the "real" lyrics
I sang SO many embarrassingly wrong song lyrics with such confidence. pic.twitter.com/Ww5TaAxY3r
@AndreaPerez0217 Not that I'm biased, but I highly recommend ;) Hope you enjoy!
Parenthood: you think it's gonna be all hugs & booboo kisses, but it's really cooking food everyone hates & scraping boogers off of walls.
School system: Here! Have a half day on Friday the 13th! Me: pic.twitter.com/Dy18C8R3dD
Spooking the Kids Without Scarring them for LIFE With Netflix! (and a giveaway!) goo.gl/fb/tkeWgB