I don’t have any more copies of KIDS ARE TURDS to give away, but with the book officially out for one week today, I want to keep the celebration going!
Courtesy of Vinyls by Vogel, one lucky person will win ALL of the following:
That’s a “Crotchfruit on Board” bumper sticker, an “I <3 My Crotchfruit” t-shirt, a KIDS ARE TURDS window decal, and a “Coffee Makes me Poop” travel mug! YAAAAAAS.
Enter to win using the widget below, and then grab a copy of KIDS ARE TURDS on Amazon! It’s just $10!
(If you live in VA, make sure you bring your ass to my book signing at Barnes & Noble in Newport News on May 7th at 2pm. WHEW that was a mouthful!)
Giveaway ends Friday 4/15 at 8:45pm EST.You must complete at least one of the entry options to be entered- but other than that, everything is extra! You can tweet daily for extra points, share daily, etc.
If you DON’T win- all items are available to purchase through Vinyls by Vogel!
Every. Single. Time. pic.twitter.com/aAAWWjdrN3
I'm either "I HAVE 3 FRIES LEFT DON'T TOUCH MY PLATE!" or "Please take this so I can't eat any more of it!" There is no in-between.
Dear people writing articles on ways to get siblings to get along, I'll save you the time. The answer is "Don't let them play together"
Please stop Complimenting my kids’ “Good” Behavior goo.gl/fb/rwfojS
Hard pass from me pic.twitter.com/VayvW1eopK
I've gotten to the point where I'd let my kids summon a demon with a Ouija board before I'd let them play Monopoly together again.