I don’t have any more copies of KIDS ARE TURDS to give away, but with the book officially out for one week today, I want to keep the celebration going!
Courtesy of Vinyls by Vogel, one lucky person will win ALL of the following:
That’s a “Crotchfruit on Board” bumper sticker, an “I <3 My Crotchfruit” t-shirt, a KIDS ARE TURDS window decal, and a “Coffee Makes me Poop” travel mug! YAAAAAAS.
Enter to win using the widget below, and then grab a copy of KIDS ARE TURDS on Amazon! It’s just $10!
(If you live in VA, make sure you bring your ass to my book signing at Barnes & Noble in Newport News on May 7th at 2pm. WHEW that was a mouthful!)
Giveaway ends Friday 4/15 at 8:45pm EST.You must complete at least one of the entry options to be entered- but other than that, everything is extra! You can tweet daily for extra points, share daily, etc.
If you DON’T win- all items are available to purchase through Vinyls by Vogel!
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