I don’t have any more copies of KIDS ARE TURDS to give away, but with the book officially out for one week today, I want to keep the celebration going!
Courtesy of Vinyls by Vogel, one lucky person will win ALL of the following:
That’s a “Crotchfruit on Board” bumper sticker, an “I <3 My Crotchfruit” t-shirt, a KIDS ARE TURDS window decal, and a “Coffee Makes me Poop” travel mug! YAAAAAAS.
Enter to win using the widget below, and then grab a copy of KIDS ARE TURDS on Amazon! It’s just $10!
(If you live in VA, make sure you bring your ass to my book signing at Barnes & Noble in Newport News on May 7th at 2pm. WHEW that was a mouthful!)
Giveaway ends Friday 4/15 at 8:45pm EST.You must complete at least one of the entry options to be entered- but other than that, everything is extra! You can tweet daily for extra points, share daily, etc.
If you DON’T win- all items are available to purchase through Vinyls by Vogel!
@wildblueME I just don't tell them what I'm making anymore
Winning Advice from an 8-year old goo.gl/fb/MmhfYU
Y'know what's awesome? I don't even have to waste time trying new recipes because my kids will tell me they hate it before I start cooking.
@Julieannefiu I still sing WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE. I think they're lying about the "real" lyrics
I sang SO many embarrassingly wrong song lyrics with such confidence. pic.twitter.com/Ww5TaAxY3r
@AndreaPerez0217 Not that I'm biased, but I highly recommend ;) Hope you enjoy!
Parenthood: you think it's gonna be all hugs & booboo kisses, but it's really cooking food everyone hates & scraping boogers off of walls.