Less than one week from today, KIDS ARE TURDS will be sitting on bookshelves, just waiting for unsuspecting victims to pick it up, crack it open, and read things like “CROTCHFRUIT”, “ALCHEMY OF THE ANUS”, and “A mom wouldn’t know silence if it crapped in its hands and clapped in her face.”
Ohhhh, I can just imagine the pearl-clutching butt-hurting rage that may happen! Even more, I imagine people laughing their asses off.
And I, for one, cannot wait! ONE more week- just 6 days, and my book will be out to wreak havoc upon the world!
You can pre-order a paperback on Amazon right now for just $10 (they also offer a Kindle version) and you will get it (just paperback) BEFORE the official release date of Tuesday April 5th!
You can also read an entire chapter right here (you know you wanna).
Make sure you give your local bookstore a ring if you don’t want to order a copy online to make sure they’ll have copies in stock on D-Day. They’ll be more than happy to line their shelves (if they aren’t already) if ya ask!
I’m so excited for you all to get your hands on a copy of KIDS ARE TURDS, and I hope you love it!
@anninabyrne He mentioned something about penis trampolines. I don't even know.
My 10 yo didn't know that Dick is short for Richard so he's spent the past 10 yrs thinking Dick's Sporting Goods is a store for penis sports
8yo told me that Oct 31st is "national knock-knock joke day"- which means Halloween will henceforth be known as "The Most Annoying Day Ever"
@SassyPsychDoc "It seemed like a good idea at the time"
@SassyPsychDoc I fact-checked him myself. Someone was seriously sleeping on the job that day
Thought my 8yo was lying when he said that a male woodchuck is a he-chuck & a female is a she-chuck.Nope. If I have to know that, so do you!
Sometimes advice from our kids is EXACTLY what we need to hear. Been a rough few months & what my 8yo said hit home holdinholden.com/2017/10/winn…
10yo: What is calculus? Me: It's you + me = us Husband: get out. #oldpeoplejokes
Bravery AND confidence pic.twitter.com/voqjVXWgZx