Less than one week from today, KIDS ARE TURDS will be sitting on bookshelves, just waiting for unsuspecting victims to pick it up, crack it open, and read things like “CROTCHFRUIT”, “ALCHEMY OF THE ANUS”, and “A mom wouldn’t know silence if it crapped in its hands and clapped in her face.”
Ohhhh, I can just imagine the pearl-clutching butt-hurting rage that may happen! Even more, I imagine people laughing their asses off.
And I, for one, cannot wait! ONE more week- just 6 days, and my book will be out to wreak havoc upon the world!
You can pre-order a paperback on Amazon right now for just $10 (they also offer a Kindle version) and you will get it (just paperback) BEFORE the official release date of Tuesday April 5th!
You can also read an entire chapter right here (you know you wanna).
Make sure you give your local bookstore a ring if you don’t want to order a copy online to make sure they’ll have copies in stock on D-Day. They’ll be more than happy to line their shelves (if they aren’t already) if ya ask!
I’m so excited for you all to get your hands on a copy of KIDS ARE TURDS, and I hope you love it!
@DianeAuten There is no other way
@DianeAuten I'm so glad you're enjoying it!
Minecraft Stole my Children goo.gl/fb/VG9w3M
I don't know what I want for dinner, but I can guarantee it's not any of the 14 things my husband will suggest.
@ThisIsAstartes Best worst little shits on the planet.
What's that smell? A lot of pants on fire. pic.twitter.com/bVK0FnJgeB
I'm officially done parenting. Here's how I did it: holdinholden.com/2018/01/im-o…
I’m Officially Finished Parenting. Here’s how I did it goo.gl/fb/TBJQPJ
Some people meal prep to be healthy throughout the week. Some people meal prep because they want to be lazy for the rest of the week. I meal prep to prove to my kids that humans CAN eat the same thing day after day without dying.