*THIS GIVEAWAY HAS ENDED
2016 is barely even a month in, and it’s already been pretty crazy for me! Crazy, and exciting!
A little under 2 months from now, my book, KIDS ARE
TERRIFIC TURDS will be unleashed upon the world (it’s already available for pre-order on Amazon!). It’s been a labor of love (and took far longer than growing a human and shoving them out of my lady parts) and I’m SO excited to finally get it into your hands, and it looks like I’ll get to do that just a liiiiittle bit early for a few lucky readers!
When it comes to book releases, before it ever hits the shelves, ARCs are created- advanced reading copies. They get sent to writers, bloggers, media types–all to get the word out about the book, start generating talk. Makes sense, right?
WELL, my editor has a few left over and is sending two to me to give to two of you! I’ll even sign them!
Did I mention that these ARCs are NOT the same as the version being released on April 6th? We went through one last edit after the ARCs were sent out, so these two copies are extra special! Hell, I don’t even have a copy!
HOW do you win? Easy. Use the widget below! Entry period is open from 2/8/16 at 8:45pm EST to 2/15/16 at 8:45pm. One week! That’s plenty of time to earn all of the entries- and even extra ones (since you can tweet daily!)
The “Are You Ready to Have Kids?” Checklist of Doom goo.gl/fb/DTPJ1A
If anyone asks how I died, you can just go ahead and tell them "she was lured in by free pie in exchange for listening to 2nd graders screech Thanksgiving songs for 30 minutes"
Half-Assed Jingler Syndrome goo.gl/fb/McWfBy
@ItsEvieClaire Booze and tears
I'm not saying this is the perfect #Christmas gift for all the parents in your life, but.... okay, yeah I am. That's exactly what I'm saying. Truths from the bowels of parenthood! amazon.com/Kids-Are-Turds…
@Gofashiondeals All of that and more. Good times. Gooooood times