*THIS GIVEAWAY HAS ENDED
2016 is barely even a month in, and it’s already been pretty crazy for me! Crazy, and exciting!
A little under 2 months from now, my book, KIDS ARE
TERRIFIC TURDS will be unleashed upon the world (it’s already available for pre-order on Amazon!). It’s been a labor of love (and took far longer than growing a human and shoving them out of my lady parts) and I’m SO excited to finally get it into your hands, and it looks like I’ll get to do that just a liiiiittle bit early for a few lucky readers!
When it comes to book releases, before it ever hits the shelves, ARCs are created- advanced reading copies. They get sent to writers, bloggers, media types–all to get the word out about the book, start generating talk. Makes sense, right?
WELL, my editor has a few left over and is sending two to me to give to two of you! I’ll even sign them!
Did I mention that these ARCs are NOT the same as the version being released on April 6th? We went through one last edit after the ARCs were sent out, so these two copies are extra special! Hell, I don’t even have a copy!
HOW do you win? Easy. Use the widget below! Entry period is open from 2/8/16 at 8:45pm EST to 2/15/16 at 8:45pm. One week! That’s plenty of time to earn all of the entries- and even extra ones (since you can tweet daily!)
@AtypicalMiriam I am frightening *and* tall 😂
@AtypicalMiriam He fears me. I am the only female I this house. All penis people live in fear.
Me: Just ripped the ass out of my pants. I mean, they were OLD pants, but I feel like it's because I was bigger than I was 10 years ago. 10yo: Everyone's bigger than they were 10 years ago! I am! Me: YOU WERE AN INFANT 10 YEARS AGO 10yo: ... 10yo: *slowly backs out of room*
Person on tv: Age is just a number! 10yo: Yeah, a number that pulls you closer to death.
Party animal over here pic.twitter.com/OVpKPuu4Yc
Proving to my kids that they ARE Friends goo.gl/fb/QbSSNp
Writing my next book Me: My period inspired a whole new chapter! Husband: Your lack of period inspired a whole book... Me: pic.twitter.com/fpNHwnYeAF
The card my kid made me at school. I truly don't know why I expected anything different 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/T7nai0ycqS