Happy Saturday, everyone!
If you haven’t yet- check out the contest I have going on to design a new logo/website for this here site! The winner will receive SHAMELESS amounts of promotion on all of my pages and social networks (and a signed copy of my book!). The contest is open for another 5 days, so if you are a designer or know someone who is- there’s plenty of time to whip up a logo (all you have to do to enter) and submit it!
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If you like to be constantly criticized over your peanut butter to jelly ratio on sandwiches, being a parent is definitely for you.
It's called "Mom Tax" and it applies to ALL SWEETS OBTAINED BY CHILDREN pic.twitter.com/VExGwIOdBn
Live now on Twitch! Come hang out! twitch.tv/holdinholden
How I Unwind the Kids During Summertime goo.gl/fb/bqcdoV
Kid: When do I get the tablet back? Me: Thursday aftern--- Kid: *Yelling* I'LL NEVER GET IT BACK! Me: Okay, I guess never, then. #kidlogic
Being an adult is stupid. pic.twitter.com/ghkAP7UbIt
Me watching #AmericanNinjaWarrior: HAHA weak ass grip strength! Also me: Can't open a pickle jar.