Last year, I told the MOTHER of all fibs. I told the kids we were going to a SHOE FACTORY for our vacation instead of Disney World, because mama needed a new pair of shoes! Yeah… it seemed genius at the time. WEEKS of hilarious fibbing, each day I would make it bigger and more ridiculous. It did not end well.
I wasn’t going to make the same mistake this year, oh heeeeeell no! I told them NOTHING. I hid the suitcases, the bags, the planning, the paperwork. They knew NOTHING. To them, it was just going to be another normal Saturday- and then this happened:
I FINALLY got them! HA!
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I've never had a near death experience, but I DID find 2 spiders in my house this morning, and that's pretty much the same thing.
If you like to be constantly criticized over your peanut butter to jelly ratio on sandwiches, being a parent is definitely for you.
It's called "Mom Tax" and it applies to ALL SWEETS OBTAINED BY CHILDREN pic.twitter.com/VExGwIOdBn
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How I Unwind the Kids During Summertime goo.gl/fb/bqcdoV
Kid: When do I get the tablet back? Me: Thursday aftern--- Kid: *Yelling* I'LL NEVER GET IT BACK! Me: Okay, I guess never, then. #kidlogic
Being an adult is stupid. pic.twitter.com/ghkAP7UbIt