Last year, I told the MOTHER of all fibs. I told the kids we were going to a SHOE FACTORY for our vacation instead of Disney World, because mama needed a new pair of shoes! Yeah… it seemed genius at the time. WEEKS of hilarious fibbing, each day I would make it bigger and more ridiculous. It did not end well.
I wasn’t going to make the same mistake this year, oh heeeeeell no! I told them NOTHING. I hid the suitcases, the bags, the planning, the paperwork. They knew NOTHING. To them, it was just going to be another normal Saturday- and then this happened:
I FINALLY got them! HA!
@Julieannefiu I still sing WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE. I think they're lying about the "real" lyrics
I sang SO many embarrassingly wrong song lyrics with such confidence. pic.twitter.com/Ww5TaAxY3r
@AndreaPerez0217 Not that I'm biased, but I highly recommend ;) Hope you enjoy!
Parenthood: you think it's gonna be all hugs & booboo kisses, but it's really cooking food everyone hates & scraping boogers off of walls.
School system: Here! Have a half day on Friday the 13th! Me: pic.twitter.com/Dy18C8R3dD
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