Last year, I told the MOTHER of all fibs. I told the kids we were going to a SHOE FACTORY for our vacation instead of Disney World, because mama needed a new pair of shoes! Yeah… it seemed genius at the time. WEEKS of hilarious fibbing, each day I would make it bigger and more ridiculous. It did not end well.
I wasn’t going to make the same mistake this year, oh heeeeeell no! I told them NOTHING. I hid the suitcases, the bags, the planning, the paperwork. They knew NOTHING. To them, it was just going to be another normal Saturday- and then this happened:
I FINALLY got them! HA!
You wouldn't sniff a stranger's butt to see who pooped their pants.... so you probably shouldn't do these other parental things to strangers, either. holdinholden.com/2017/12/weir…
Weird Things you do for your kids but not Strangers goo.gl/fb/oVuwvG
Tis the season! pic.twitter.com/5VgMLnt22E
I am weak pic.twitter.com/LYdRQ6EZcC
You know that feeling when you don't chew a chip all the way and it cuts you all the way down and you swear it's gonna kill you, but you go ahead have another right after? That's what it's like when you decide to have another kid.