Once a childhood imagination kicks into high gear, and those little hands get coordinated enough to do things OTHER than stuff cheeks full of cheerios like a chipmunk before hibernation- buckle up, because you really have no idea of the level of weird you are in for.
I may not have as many oddball things to write about that come flying out of Holden’s mouth as he becomes more masterful of the English language and what words what go with what objects, but I now have the oddball things that he draws to continually remind me of just how hilariously weird he is. So much weird, in fact, that this is our second installment of what I lovingly refer to as “what the fuck IS that?”
I hope you enjoy these as much as I do on a daily basis.
2017 has been a total wash thus far pic.twitter.com/N2J7qp2PxW
The REALEST thing on the internet right now holdinholden.com/2017/06/17-o…
17 of the Most REAL, Honest, & HILARIOUS Parenting Memes on the Internet goo.gl/fb/gPZWNy
I've never had a near death experience, but I DID find 2 spiders in my house this morning, and that's pretty much the same thing.
If you like to be constantly criticized over your peanut butter to jelly ratio on sandwiches, being a parent is definitely for you.
It's called "Mom Tax" and it applies to ALL SWEETS OBTAINED BY CHILDREN pic.twitter.com/VExGwIOdBn
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How I Unwind the Kids During Summertime goo.gl/fb/bqcdoV