Once a childhood imagination kicks into high gear, and those little hands get coordinated enough to do things OTHER than stuff cheeks full of cheerios like a chipmunk before hibernation- buckle up, because you really have no idea of the level of weird you are in for.
I may not have as many oddball things to write about that come flying out of Holden’s mouth as he becomes more masterful of the English language and what words what go with what objects, but I now have the oddball things that he draws to continually remind me of just how hilariously weird he is. So much weird, in fact, that this is our second installment of what I lovingly refer to as “what the fuck IS that?”
I hope you enjoy these as much as I do on a daily basis.
@Julieannefiu I still sing WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE. I think they're lying about the "real" lyrics
I sang SO many embarrassingly wrong song lyrics with such confidence. pic.twitter.com/Ww5TaAxY3r
@AndreaPerez0217 Not that I'm biased, but I highly recommend ;) Hope you enjoy!
Parenthood: you think it's gonna be all hugs & booboo kisses, but it's really cooking food everyone hates & scraping boogers off of walls.
School system: Here! Have a half day on Friday the 13th! Me: pic.twitter.com/Dy18C8R3dD
Spooking the Kids Without Scarring them for LIFE With Netflix! (and a giveaway!) goo.gl/fb/tkeWgB
I've never felt more in tune with nature than while watching my 8yo barf in the front yard this morning like a wild animal. Such majesty.