Once a childhood imagination kicks into high gear, and those little hands get coordinated enough to do things OTHER than stuff cheeks full of cheerios like a chipmunk before hibernation- buckle up, because you really have no idea of the level of weird you are in for.
I may not have as many oddball things to write about that come flying out of Holden’s mouth as he becomes more masterful of the English language and what words what go with what objects, but I now have the oddball things that he draws to continually remind me of just how hilariously weird he is. So much weird, in fact, that this is our second installment of what I lovingly refer to as “what the fuck IS that?”
I hope you enjoy these as much as I do on a daily basis.
17 Stupidly Impossible Things our Kids Think we can do that we… well… can’t. goo.gl/fb/RrkM47
The fact that this is accurate for my life means it's finally happened: I've become my mother. pic.twitter.com/xrIGOoM5Q9
Vacation season is upon is! This is just your friendly reminder that trips with kids are NOT vacations. holdinholden.com/2016/03/vaca…
If you've ever dreamed of having a smaller, angrier version of yourself that you have to argue with over booger eating, kids are for you.
Repeat for infinity while yelling "I JUST CLEANED THAT" pic.twitter.com/pmfEpm3hJU
I love it when my kid is proud of his new accomplishments. I just wish he wouldn't come into my room at 5am to yell them at me while I sleep
Don't grow up- it's a trap! holdinholden.com/2017/05/10-w…
FYI: When I said "enough with the cold weather! It's MAY! Give us heat!" I didn't mean that I wanted to take a vacation to Satan's anus.
10 Ways Childhood is WAY BETTER than Adulthood goo.gl/fb/j0vnoQ