It may be stereotypical of me, but I love to shop. I can’t help myself. I think that finding a good deal is like playing a fun game, and when you find something you want or need for the best price- you win. It’s a sense of accomplishment, bragging rights, and winning all wrapped up in a nice little box.
Sometimes I window shop online just to pass the time. Maybe that’s a little strange, but occasionally you can find good deals you wouldn’t have otherwise, or get ideas on how to change things up a little with your style or in your home.
Browsing for new furniture because the kids have ruined yours? How about a miami shores 8-drawer white armoire chest to fill that void? It sure is pretty.
Sweat your workout clothes into oblivion (or just sat on the couch until the butt wore out?)- Oh, lookie, I found a nice pair of women’s athletic shorts with pockets to replace them with!
Walls in the house looking a little stale and in need of new decoration? I came across a really cool walmart atomic clock! I could find a place for that!
Honestly, it’s a good thing I don’t have a credit card or we might be in some serious trouble.
When the Get-Along Shirt Doesn’t Work goo.gl/fb/5f4aDV
Whenever your kids make you feel stupid, just remember that you had to teach them how to wipe their ass.
Every. Single. Time. pic.twitter.com/aAAWWjdrN3
I'm either "I HAVE 3 FRIES LEFT DON'T TOUCH MY PLATE!" or "Please take this so I can't eat any more of it!" There is no in-between.
Dear people writing articles on ways to get siblings to get along, I'll save you the time. The answer is "Don't let them play together"
Please stop Complimenting my kids’ “Good” Behavior goo.gl/fb/rwfojS
Hard pass from me pic.twitter.com/VayvW1eopK