I have fabulous friends and ‘fans’ (such a weird word) who have been spreading my page around Facebook like crazy. I said if I got to 5,000 fans, I would give a book away… and my page has well surpassed that now!
Out of over 50 entries (what? only 50? yep!) the winner of my book is….
If your name is Amanda C., check your e-mail!! I have sent you the info on what I need to get the book to you.
Congrats, and thank you everyone! The book comes out TONIGHT at midnight!!
I've never had a near death experience, but I DID find 2 spiders in my house this morning, and that's pretty much the same thing.
If you like to be constantly criticized over your peanut butter to jelly ratio on sandwiches, being a parent is definitely for you.
It's called "Mom Tax" and it applies to ALL SWEETS OBTAINED BY CHILDREN pic.twitter.com/VExGwIOdBn
Live now on Twitch! Come hang out! twitch.tv/holdinholden
How I Unwind the Kids During Summertime goo.gl/fb/bqcdoV
Kid: When do I get the tablet back? Me: Thursday aftern--- Kid: *Yelling* I'LL NEVER GET IT BACK! Me: Okay, I guess never, then. #kidlogic
Being an adult is stupid. pic.twitter.com/ghkAP7UbIt
Me watching #AmericanNinjaWarrior: HAHA weak ass grip strength! Also me: Can't open a pickle jar.