This week is one of the most infuriating i’ve had in a VERY long time with the boys. If you aren’t following me on Twitter (@holdin_holden), you should be… because I feel like those posts give you a play by play of just what i’m dealing with, without whining and making the boys sound like demon children. If I were to type up a write-up of the week right now, it’s likely that a whackadoo internet crazy would call the authorities on me for failure to control two little boys or something as equally stupid and ridiculous as that reason.
Instead, I think i’ll keep this light by posting the best Twitter posts of the week… because this week there were a HELL of a lot. Let me just say that I am SO GLAD it is Friday.
Parker has never called anyone by name. He now calls Holden ‘Da’, so all I hear all day is him running around calling ‘da??’ Bc Holden hides from him
17 Stupidly Impossible Things our Kids Think we can do that we… well… can’t. goo.gl/fb/RrkM47
The fact that this is accurate for my life means it's finally happened: I've become my mother. pic.twitter.com/xrIGOoM5Q9
Vacation season is upon is! This is just your friendly reminder that trips with kids are NOT vacations. holdinholden.com/2016/03/vaca…
If you've ever dreamed of having a smaller, angrier version of yourself that you have to argue with over booger eating, kids are for you.
Repeat for infinity while yelling "I JUST CLEANED THAT" pic.twitter.com/pmfEpm3hJU
I love it when my kid is proud of his new accomplishments. I just wish he wouldn't come into my room at 5am to yell them at me while I sleep
Don't grow up- it's a trap! holdinholden.com/2017/05/10-w…
FYI: When I said "enough with the cold weather! It's MAY! Give us heat!" I didn't mean that I wanted to take a vacation to Satan's anus.
10 Ways Childhood is WAY BETTER than Adulthood goo.gl/fb/j0vnoQ