This week is one of the most infuriating i’ve had in a VERY long time with the boys. If you aren’t following me on Twitter (@holdin_holden), you should be… because I feel like those posts give you a play by play of just what i’m dealing with, without whining and making the boys sound like demon children. If I were to type up a write-up of the week right now, it’s likely that a whackadoo internet crazy would call the authorities on me for failure to control two little boys or something as equally stupid and ridiculous as that reason.
Instead, I think i’ll keep this light by posting the best Twitter posts of the week… because this week there were a HELL of a lot. Let me just say that I am SO GLAD it is Friday.
Parker has never called anyone by name. He now calls Holden ‘Da’, so all I hear all day is him running around calling ‘da??’ Bc Holden hides from him
Are you, though?? 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Rm5L9PBuiL
When I file for divorce and people ask why I'm gonna say "I told him I felt bloated & wanted donuts and he replied 'that's not gonna help'"
Me usually: Lunch time, kids! So much to choose from! Me before a trip: You're gettin' a bread sandwich because I'm not going shopping again
How to Convince Your Fam to Watch ANYTHING you want on Netflix! goo.gl/fb/H6iZrR
We're just... uh.... wrestling.... 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/dpAIyM88c8
When you think your kid is done telling a story and you're finally free but they immediately start telling another pic.twitter.com/zM5gtwNCnj
I-Spy on road trips DOES. NOT. WORK. Here's my "traveling with kids in cars" survival guide holdinholden.com/2017/08/road…
Roads trips with Kids–Here’s what you REALLY need goo.gl/fb/yj96Mw
@selfmademummy I'd explode if I tried