This week is one of the most infuriating i’ve had in a VERY long time with the boys. If you aren’t following me on Twitter (@holdin_holden), you should be… because I feel like those posts give you a play by play of just what i’m dealing with, without whining and making the boys sound like demon children. If I were to type up a write-up of the week right now, it’s likely that a whackadoo internet crazy would call the authorities on me for failure to control two little boys or something as equally stupid and ridiculous as that reason.
Instead, I think i’ll keep this light by posting the best Twitter posts of the week… because this week there were a HELL of a lot. Let me just say that I am SO GLAD it is Friday.
Parker has never called anyone by name. He now calls Holden ‘Da’, so all I hear all day is him running around calling ‘da??’ Bc Holden hides from him
@Julieannefiu I still sing WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE. I think they're lying about the "real" lyrics
I sang SO many embarrassingly wrong song lyrics with such confidence. pic.twitter.com/Ww5TaAxY3r
@AndreaPerez0217 Not that I'm biased, but I highly recommend ;) Hope you enjoy!
Parenthood: you think it's gonna be all hugs & booboo kisses, but it's really cooking food everyone hates & scraping boogers off of walls.
School system: Here! Have a half day on Friday the 13th! Me: pic.twitter.com/Dy18C8R3dD
Spooking the Kids Without Scarring them for LIFE With Netflix! (and a giveaway!) goo.gl/fb/tkeWgB
I've never felt more in tune with nature than while watching my 8yo barf in the front yard this morning like a wild animal. Such majesty.