This week is one of the most infuriating i’ve had in a VERY long time with the boys. If you aren’t following me on Twitter (@holdin_holden), you should be… because I feel like those posts give you a play by play of just what i’m dealing with, without whining and making the boys sound like demon children. If I were to type up a write-up of the week right now, it’s likely that a whackadoo internet crazy would call the authorities on me for failure to control two little boys or something as equally stupid and ridiculous as that reason.
Instead, I think i’ll keep this light by posting the best Twitter posts of the week… because this week there were a HELL of a lot. Let me just say that I am SO GLAD it is Friday.
Parker has never called anyone by name. He now calls Holden ‘Da’, so all I hear all day is him running around calling ‘da??’ Bc Holden hides from him
The fact that the wine section of Wal-Mart is directly next to the baby section cannot be an accident.
My Family’s Summer Schedule Full of FUN! (Yes, that’s Sarcasm) goo.gl/fb/wBR1Un
Actions speak louder than words! pic.twitter.com/O2r8sDIBuT
I'm Gordon pretty much all the time, to be honest. pic.twitter.com/29KrYzv6Ei
2017 has been a total wash thus far pic.twitter.com/N2J7qp2PxW
17 of the Most REAL, Honest, & HILARIOUS Parenting Memes on the Internet goo.gl/fb/gPZWNy
I've never had a near death experience, but I DID find 2 spiders in my house this morning, and that's pretty much the same thing.
If you like to be constantly criticized over your peanut butter to jelly ratio on sandwiches, being a parent is definitely for you.