It’s hard for me to go online every day and not find some kind of super-interesting ad that I just want to click. That’s why this time of year is super dangerous for me, what with all the amazing Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales that will be going on! Last year I came back with such a haul, it was absolutely crazy!
I love the madness, though. I love getting up at 4 a.m., getting some iced coffee from the always-open McDonalds and hitting up the stores I love at 5 am for the best deals. I really do get most of my shopping done for Christmas then! I totally believe it when they say most stores really rely on Black Friday each year. My husband doesn’t know how I do it, but I tell him every year: With the deals I get, it’s totally worth it and every dollar counts! I’m also looking forward to the kids coming over Thursday for our annual Thanksgiving binge. Food, family and good sales? Now that’s truly something to be thankful for!
Leftovers are great for 2 things: Easy, quick dinners, and getting to hear your kids complain about the same meal twice in a week!
@anninabyrne He mentioned something about penis trampolines. I don't even know.
My 10 yo didn't know that Dick is short for Richard so he's spent the past 10 yrs thinking Dick's Sporting Goods is a store for penis sports
8yo told me that Oct 31st is "national knock-knock joke day"- which means Halloween will henceforth be known as "The Most Annoying Day Ever"
@SassyPsychDoc "It seemed like a good idea at the time"
@SassyPsychDoc I fact-checked him myself. Someone was seriously sleeping on the job that day
Thought my 8yo was lying when he said that a male woodchuck is a he-chuck & a female is a she-chuck.Nope. If I have to know that, so do you!
Sometimes advice from our kids is EXACTLY what we need to hear. Been a rough few months & what my 8yo said hit home holdinholden.com/2017/10/winn…
10yo: What is calculus? Me: It's you + me = us Husband: get out. #oldpeoplejokes