There will be no “real” blog this evening, for I am finally getting to do one of my FAVORITE things on earth to do at Halloween time.. well, after I became too old to actually go trick or treating myself, and before I had kids..
Haunted houses, duh!
There’s nothing better than being scared.. well, when you know it’s for entertainment purposes at least. You put me on Scare Tactics and convince me it’s real? I’ll crap my pants. No one wants that.
But yes, off to a haunted house I finally go this evening! It will probably be cheesy and stupid, but i’ll guarantee it will be fun. Plus, after having two kids with their brattiness at Terror Level Red, I need an evening out of this place. It’s breeding bad energy.
Tomorrow is pumpkin carving and perhaps some trick or treating at City Center (fancy pants place around here).. and then Sunday is the magic wonderful Halloween, and the one of many nights I live vicariously through my children, and steal all of their candy while they sleep.
My 10 yo didn't know that Dick is short for Richard so he's spent the past 10 yrs thinking Dick's Sporting Goods is a store for penis sports
8yo told me that Oct 31st is "national knock-knock joke day"- which means Halloween will henceforth be known as "The Most Annoying Day Ever"
@SassyPsychDoc "It seemed like a good idea at the time"
@SassyPsychDoc I fact-checked him myself. Someone was seriously sleeping on the job that day
Thought my 8yo was lying when he said that a male woodchuck is a he-chuck & a female is a she-chuck.Nope. If I have to know that, so do you!
Sometimes advice from our kids is EXACTLY what we need to hear. Been a rough few months & what my 8yo said hit home holdinholden.com/2017/10/winn…
10yo: What is calculus? Me: It's you + me = us Husband: get out. #oldpeoplejokes
Bravery AND confidence pic.twitter.com/voqjVXWgZx
@wildblueME I just don't tell them what I'm making anymore