Checking in early to let you all know I will not be blogging tonight!
From the time the boys hit their beds until the wee hours of the morning I will be baking, cleaning, decorating, frosting, putting together goody bags.. hanging things, hiding things.. the whole she-bang. I want everything that can’t be torn apart by Parker to be done tonight so i’m not scrambling tomorrow. That’s the plan anyways. We’ll see how far I (and a few lovely friends) get before I crash from pure and utter exhaustion!
Parker is covered in horrifying speckles.. Oohhh the pictures he’s going to look back on and cringe when he gets older! BUT, no more fever, so he’s not contagious.
Party on, dude. Pictures tomorrow if I have the energy!
@Julieannefiu I still sing WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE. I think they're lying about the "real" lyrics
I sang SO many embarrassingly wrong song lyrics with such confidence. pic.twitter.com/Ww5TaAxY3r
@AndreaPerez0217 Not that I'm biased, but I highly recommend ;) Hope you enjoy!
Parenthood: you think it's gonna be all hugs & booboo kisses, but it's really cooking food everyone hates & scraping boogers off of walls.
School system: Here! Have a half day on Friday the 13th! Me: pic.twitter.com/Dy18C8R3dD
Spooking the Kids Without Scarring them for LIFE With Netflix! (and a giveaway!) goo.gl/fb/tkeWgB
I've never felt more in tune with nature than while watching my 8yo barf in the front yard this morning like a wild animal. Such majesty.