Or at least, that’s what I was going to write about. There’s so much to tell about the day, all the events that transpired that allowed us to go.. the trip there, Holden and the rides, Parker and the wave pool..
And then toward the end of the day- I appear to have pinched a nerve in my back and now I feel like dying.. or possibly giving birth out of my back since it’s contracting like i’m in labor. That plus the writhing and twitching in pain like i’m possessed by the devil? Oh, not to mention the suspicious rash that’s appeared on the fronts of my thighs And no it’s not a sunburn!)… And I think i’m just going to call it a night. I can’t seem to get rid of the pain with aleve, and as shady as it may be- no one I know has any muscle relaxers, so.. I guess i’m just going to be miserable for the rest of the damn night.
I’ll write about our eventful day tomorrow considering I haven’t died by then.
Just remember: calories don't count today. But just in case... wear stretchy pants. pic.twitter.com/vOCiF0YpEG
Being a parent makes you thankful for some weird shit holdinholden.com/2013/11/what…
My favorite part of Thanksgiving is the part where my kids whine about being hungry all day and then only eat mashed potatoes.
What you REALLY need to make Holiday (or ANY) Travel Bearable goo.gl/fb/1BdFtj
Other moms: I finished Christmas shopping for my kids in June! Me: pic.twitter.com/FT3tlWGWd2
@CJPendragon learn something new every day!
@WeberWriting Absolutely. It takes a bit of time and juggling but it is 100% doable. Just have to ignore the sanctimommies of the world