So I probably won’t have the time to write a blog and I don’t want to wing it.
Let me set you up for my next one though:
There is a house appraiser here right now.. and it’s not because we’re about to buy it. Prepare yourself. It’s yet ANOTHER doozy. The drama with this damn house never ends!!
It’s Friday the 13th y’all, weird things always happen on Friday the 13th. Last one I can recall I found out I was 2 months pregnant with Parker. Who knows what’s in store for today or tonight for me or for you! There are storm clouds rolling in so it doesn’t seem like it’s going to be anything positive if anything at all.
Leftovers are great for 2 things: Easy, quick dinners, and getting to hear your kids complain about the same meal twice in a week!
@anninabyrne He mentioned something about penis trampolines. I don't even know.
My 10 yo didn't know that Dick is short for Richard so he's spent the past 10 yrs thinking Dick's Sporting Goods is a store for penis sports
8yo told me that Oct 31st is "national knock-knock joke day"- which means Halloween will henceforth be known as "The Most Annoying Day Ever"
@SassyPsychDoc "It seemed like a good idea at the time"
@SassyPsychDoc I fact-checked him myself. Someone was seriously sleeping on the job that day
Thought my 8yo was lying when he said that a male woodchuck is a he-chuck & a female is a she-chuck.Nope. If I have to know that, so do you!
Sometimes advice from our kids is EXACTLY what we need to hear. Been a rough few months & what my 8yo said hit home holdinholden.com/2017/10/winn…
10yo: What is calculus? Me: It's you + me = us Husband: get out. #oldpeoplejokes