If you could pick ONE thing that is the LAST thing that needs to happen to my family again, what would it be?
Did you pick getting sick? ‘Cause that’s my first choice of the last thing i’d ever want.
And it would seem that i’m getting sick again. YAY! I thought it was just horrid allergies again because it started mid day with the back of my mouth itching so badly that I scratched with the back of my tongue until it was raw. And then spread to my throat hurting so badly that I can’t even touch the outside of it without searing pain.. and is now in my head and my stomach. Pain, nausea.. the works.
I feel like absolute death. Did I mention my left boob is KILLING me for reasons I don’t know? And now that itches too.
I’m falling apart!
I’m going to go lay down and hope this crap passes and doesn’t spread around this house like the past 3 viruses. Ugh. Put me out of my misery now!
Person on tv: Age is just a number! 10yo: Yeah, a number that pulls you closer to death.
Party animal over here pic.twitter.com/OVpKPuu4Yc
Proving to my kids that they ARE Friends goo.gl/fb/QbSSNp
Writing my next book Me: My period inspired a whole new chapter! Husband: Your lack of period inspired a whole book... Me: pic.twitter.com/fpNHwnYeAF
The card my kid made me at school. I truly don't know why I expected anything different 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/T7nai0ycqS
Valentine's Day before 4pm and I'm already putting on pajamas because my uterus is bloated to the size of a Buick and erupting like Mount Vesuvius so I guess you could say I'm feeling PRETTY romantic.