Since Parker has actually decided to sleep on his boppy instead of me being his human boppy (despite the fact that he’s not feeling well, surprising!) I thought now to be the perfect time to share some pictures.
Yes, there will still be a normal blog tonight.. assuming I don’t go completely insane once things take a turn for the nasty later today as they have the tendency to do, and get locked in a padded room with no internet access..
I doubt that will happen, so count on another post happening around 10pmEST.
Person on tv: Age is just a number! 10yo: Yeah, a number that pulls you closer to death.
Party animal over here pic.twitter.com/OVpKPuu4Yc
Proving to my kids that they ARE Friends goo.gl/fb/QbSSNp
Writing my next book Me: My period inspired a whole new chapter! Husband: Your lack of period inspired a whole book... Me: pic.twitter.com/fpNHwnYeAF
The card my kid made me at school. I truly don't know why I expected anything different 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/T7nai0ycqS
Valentine's Day before 4pm and I'm already putting on pajamas because my uterus is bloated to the size of a Buick and erupting like Mount Vesuvius so I guess you could say I'm feeling PRETTY romantic.