A sneak attack is right around the corner for me i’m sure.
The one thing left to dread coming my way now that i’m not pregnant, don’t have to worry about labor or giving birth or healing anymore.. the return of my period. Pregnancy might have been miserable but at least I didn’t bleed from my hoo-ha for a week straight and all the bloating (hard to tell if you’re bloated with a huge tummy attached to you), cramping and pooping that goes along with having a monthly cycle.
Since i’m not nursing, it’s really a guessing game as to when Aunt Flo will decide to rear her ugly head. Even still, some nursing moms I know got theirs back pretty quickly while others didn’t have a period for 6 months. I pumped for 7 weeks with Holden and I think I had 3 blissfully peaceful months with no cycle.
Parker will be 2 months old in just a few days… and I have the strong suspicion that the crimson tide won’t be far behind that.
After my rather large Thanksgiving meal, I really wasn’t feeling too fat. Full and uncomfortable? Yes, but fat? not so much. And since my stomach didn’t agree with the food too much since it’s mostly used to friggin’ cork flakes for meals these days.. i’m not sure how many of those calories stuck with me if you understand what i’m gettin’ at.
I was even feeling pretty good all day today until after dinner.
My stomach is huge. It is not cute. My back is a little crampy.. more than usual, since lately it’s always hurting from having to stand in weird positions to make sure my little booble-head baby doesn’t throw his neck all over the place. So i’m wondering if all signs point to period.
Some kids know multiple languages, or are doing complex math problems, but I just said "hello" to my 8 year old and he responded with "is it me you're looking for?" so who's the real winner here?
@AtypicalMiriam I am frightening *and* tall 😂
@AtypicalMiriam He fears me. I am the only female I this house. All penis people live in fear.
Me: Just ripped the ass out of my pants. I mean, they were OLD pants, but I feel like it's because I was bigger than I was 10 years ago. 10yo: Everyone's bigger than they were 10 years ago! I am! Me: YOU WERE AN INFANT 10 YEARS AGO 10yo: ... 10yo: *slowly backs out of room*
Person on tv: Age is just a number! 10yo: Yeah, a number that pulls you closer to death.
Party animal over here pic.twitter.com/OVpKPuu4Yc
Proving to my kids that they ARE Friends goo.gl/fb/QbSSNp