A sneak attack is right around the corner for me i’m sure.
The one thing left to dread coming my way now that i’m not pregnant, don’t have to worry about labor or giving birth or healing anymore.. the return of my period. Pregnancy might have been miserable but at least I didn’t bleed from my hoo-ha for a week straight and all the bloating (hard to tell if you’re bloated with a huge tummy attached to you), cramping and pooping that goes along with having a monthly cycle.
Since i’m not nursing, it’s really a guessing game as to when Aunt Flo will decide to rear her ugly head. Even still, some nursing moms I know got theirs back pretty quickly while others didn’t have a period for 6 months. I pumped for 7 weeks with Holden and I think I had 3 blissfully peaceful months with no cycle.
Parker will be 2 months old in just a few days… and I have the strong suspicion that the crimson tide won’t be far behind that.
After my rather large Thanksgiving meal, I really wasn’t feeling too fat. Full and uncomfortable? Yes, but fat? not so much. And since my stomach didn’t agree with the food too much since it’s mostly used to friggin’ cork flakes for meals these days.. i’m not sure how many of those calories stuck with me if you understand what i’m gettin’ at.
I was even feeling pretty good all day today until after dinner.
My stomach is huge. It is not cute. My back is a little crampy.. more than usual, since lately it’s always hurting from having to stand in weird positions to make sure my little booble-head baby doesn’t throw his neck all over the place. So i’m wondering if all signs point to period.
Just remember: calories don't count today. But just in case... wear stretchy pants. pic.twitter.com/vOCiF0YpEG
Being a parent makes you thankful for some weird shit holdinholden.com/2013/11/what…
My favorite part of Thanksgiving is the part where my kids whine about being hungry all day and then only eat mashed potatoes.
What you REALLY need to make Holiday (or ANY) Travel Bearable goo.gl/fb/1BdFtj
Other moms: I finished Christmas shopping for my kids in June! Me: pic.twitter.com/FT3tlWGWd2
@CJPendragon learn something new every day!
@WeberWriting Absolutely. It takes a bit of time and juggling but it is 100% doable. Just have to ignore the sanctimommies of the world
Don't feel bad for tossing frozen chicken strips in the oven and calling it dinner. Don't even feel bad if you don't turn them over. holdinholden.com/2016/05/shit…
To the piece of crap who broke into my car over the weekend- You think you found nothing of value to steal, but you actually took with you the nasty head cold my family has been passing around in that very vehicle for the past week. Enjoy, scumbag! xoxo, Germ Infested SUV