No blog post tonight i’m afraid. I am honestly speechless because of some other crap that’s going on that I didn’t even know about or see coming..
Maybe i’ll elaborate once I get a handle on what the hell is going on and how it happened- but for now, really all I can see are question marks.
To make up for my lack of poop jokes and vagina slurs, here are some cute pictures:
Parker may not be happy in…well.. of these, but I think that’s probably the best/cutest/funniest part.
I've never had a near death experience, but I DID find 2 spiders in my house this morning, and that's pretty much the same thing.
If you like to be constantly criticized over your peanut butter to jelly ratio on sandwiches, being a parent is definitely for you.
It's called "Mom Tax" and it applies to ALL SWEETS OBTAINED BY CHILDREN pic.twitter.com/VExGwIOdBn
Live now on Twitch! Come hang out! twitch.tv/holdinholden
How I Unwind the Kids During Summertime goo.gl/fb/bqcdoV
Kid: When do I get the tablet back? Me: Thursday aftern--- Kid: *Yelling* I'LL NEVER GET IT BACK! Me: Okay, I guess never, then. #kidlogic
Being an adult is stupid. pic.twitter.com/ghkAP7UbIt
Me watching #AmericanNinjaWarrior: HAHA weak ass grip strength! Also me: Can't open a pickle jar.