No blog post tonight i’m afraid. I am honestly speechless because of some other crap that’s going on that I didn’t even know about or see coming..
Maybe i’ll elaborate once I get a handle on what the hell is going on and how it happened- but for now, really all I can see are question marks.
To make up for my lack of poop jokes and vagina slurs, here are some cute pictures:
Parker may not be happy in…well.. of these, but I think that’s probably the best/cutest/funniest part.
@Julieannefiu I still sing WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE. I think they're lying about the "real" lyrics
I sang SO many embarrassingly wrong song lyrics with such confidence. pic.twitter.com/Ww5TaAxY3r
@AndreaPerez0217 Not that I'm biased, but I highly recommend ;) Hope you enjoy!
Parenthood: you think it's gonna be all hugs & booboo kisses, but it's really cooking food everyone hates & scraping boogers off of walls.
School system: Here! Have a half day on Friday the 13th! Me: pic.twitter.com/Dy18C8R3dD
Spooking the Kids Without Scarring them for LIFE With Netflix! (and a giveaway!) goo.gl/fb/tkeWgB