No blog post tonight i’m afraid. I am honestly speechless because of some other crap that’s going on that I didn’t even know about or see coming..
Maybe i’ll elaborate once I get a handle on what the hell is going on and how it happened- but for now, really all I can see are question marks.
To make up for my lack of poop jokes and vagina slurs, here are some cute pictures:
Parker may not be happy in…well.. of these, but I think that’s probably the best/cutest/funniest part.
You wouldn't sniff a stranger's butt to see who pooped their pants.... so you probably shouldn't do these other parental things to strangers, either. holdinholden.com/2017/12/weir…
Weird Things you do for your kids but not Strangers goo.gl/fb/oVuwvG
Tis the season! pic.twitter.com/5VgMLnt22E
I am weak pic.twitter.com/LYdRQ6EZcC
You know that feeling when you don't chew a chip all the way and it cuts you all the way down and you swear it's gonna kill you, but you go ahead have another right after? That's what it's like when you decide to have another kid.