Umm.. say what? I love advice that makes no sense.
I’ll try not to be induced when someone invents something to keep me from having hypertension during pregnancy.
As if induction is something I would have chosen- or as if I would have chosen to be forced to lay on my left side the ENTIRE time I was in the hospital, or continue to be on bed rest even after I gave birth- cause that was AWESOME let me tell you! So much fun not to be able to get out of bed! And that Magnesium they had me on- Oh my God! BEST SHIT EVER! THe migraines and nausea that came along with it were super duper fun!
Come on now, if I could NOT be induced, I wouldn’t be. How many times have I said that I hated being induced, and that pitocin is the devil?
Childbirth isn’t cut & dry. It isn’t simple for everyone. Not everyone can have their water break, go to the hospital, and painlessly deliver a child in a handful of hours. Some people have health issues, some people have to have a c-section for all sorts of different reasons, some women labor for 2 freakin’ days. I wish it were easier, I wish my health would cooperate but there are NO guarantees with pregnancy & childbirth.
As Forrest Gump would put it (if he were talking about shooting a crotch rocket)
“Childbirth is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get”
What's that smell? A lot of pants on fire. pic.twitter.com/bVK0FnJgeB
I'm officially done parenting. Here's how I did it: holdinholden.com/2018/01/im-o…
I’m Officially Finished Parenting. Here’s how I did it goo.gl/fb/TBJQPJ
Some people meal prep to be healthy throughout the week. Some people meal prep because they want to be lazy for the rest of the week. I meal prep to prove to my kids that humans CAN eat the same thing day after day without dying.
It's no secret that I hate the cold months- but I'm all about finding the silver lining. Here's a couple ways it ain't ALL bad. holdinholden.com/2014/02/5-12…
I have so many wonderful memories from my years as a parent, but my new favorite is my son gagging while cleaning up his own crusty pee from around the base of his toilet.
Mom life pic.twitter.com/7CaEaYM6XE
STOP Only Reading the First Lines of Blogs goo.gl/fb/w2t38z