Grilled cheese ever again.
No, it didn’t suck. It was absolutely fantastic..
Usually when I make Holden a sandwich, i’ll use one piece of bread and make it open faced if it’s a deli-meat sandwich, or cut one slice in half and make it that way if it’s PB&J. For grilled cheese, I couldn’t see doing anything but making a full sandwich.. so I not only made him one, but myself too (if i’m gonna go through all the damn trouble, I might as well partake in the deliciousness too).
The problem lies in the fact that Holden only ate a little over half of his sandwich (which is WAY more than his usual less than half).. leaving the rest sitting on his plate in all its’ melty gooey goodness and I couldn’t help but to eat it. I tried to be good by tearing most of the ‘meat’ of the sandwich off and only eating the crust, and then he wanted the crust so I passed him that and started eating what he wasn’t off of his tray.
THIS is how moms get fat after losing all the baby weight. Your kid starts table food, and you don’t want that shit to go to waste so you end up eating what they leave. Usually I never do this.. then again, I don’t usually (or should I say ever) make grilled cheese. I might give myself a pass, just this once.. or at least until my next appointment where they call me a fat ass and ask me what the hell i’m eating because i’ve gained a massive amount of weight- then i’ll think back to this day and curse myself for ever eating Holden’s scraps.
DAMN YOU delicious grilled cheese sandwich! Damn you to hell!
@DianeAuten I'm so glad you're enjoying it!
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@ThisIsAstartes Best worst little shits on the planet.
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