My favorite part of the holidays is when they’re over. The preparation and time spent chasing Holden around is something I could really do without.
I’m so tired!! And all the movement made my stomach itch like I had poison ivy. Stupid me didn’t have any lotion with me (I carried a small bottle around while preggo with Holden for just such an occurrence.)
Not much to say about Easter with the fam. Lots of chit-chat, lots of food eating. Holden was well behaved except for body-slamming his soon to be cousin Annabelle multiple times. She took it well though, she’s one tough cookie. She also pulled the living shit out of my hair- I do NOT miss that stage at all.
I do have to say that I LOVE it when you’re open and honest, and you say: “Hey, I know i’m being stupid and irrational but this is how I feel” and someone comes back and says “you’re being stupid and irrational!”
Umm.. DUH, didn’t I just say that? Don’t be a cunt just because i’m being honest with stupid and irrational feelings i’m having.
Some people really have nothing better to do than to tear others down. Get a life and some self esteem, dick lick.
Oh, and try having your own kids- and see how crazy that makes you and then come back and try to judge me.
That is all!
Don’t eat too much candy.. cavities are not fun.
How to Convince Your Fam to Watch ANYTHING you want on Netflix! goo.gl/fb/H6iZrR
We're just... uh.... wrestling.... 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/dpAIyM88c8
When you think your kid is done telling a story and you're finally free but they immediately start telling another pic.twitter.com/zM5gtwNCnj
I-Spy on road trips DOES. NOT. WORK. Here's my "traveling with kids in cars" survival guide holdinholden.com/2017/08/road…
Roads trips with Kids–Here’s what you REALLY need goo.gl/fb/yj96Mw
@selfmademummy I'd explode if I tried
"Motherhood-- the days are long but the years are short" Wrong. The days are long but the SLEEP is short.
If you enjoy working hard to prep a delicious meal only to be told "I'm definitely going to hate that" before it's served, you'll love kids.
it's what I like to call "Resting Mom Face" pic.twitter.com/DmFPcSIZjR