My favorite part of the holidays is when they’re over. The preparation and time spent chasing Holden around is something I could really do without.
I’m so tired!! And all the movement made my stomach itch like I had poison ivy. Stupid me didn’t have any lotion with me (I carried a small bottle around while preggo with Holden for just such an occurrence.)
Not much to say about Easter with the fam. Lots of chit-chat, lots of food eating. Holden was well behaved except for body-slamming his soon to be cousin Annabelle multiple times. She took it well though, she’s one tough cookie. She also pulled the living shit out of my hair- I do NOT miss that stage at all.
I do have to say that I LOVE it when you’re open and honest, and you say: “Hey, I know i’m being stupid and irrational but this is how I feel” and someone comes back and says “you’re being stupid and irrational!”
Umm.. DUH, didn’t I just say that? Don’t be a cunt just because i’m being honest with stupid and irrational feelings i’m having.
Some people really have nothing better to do than to tear others down. Get a life and some self esteem, dick lick.
Oh, and try having your own kids- and see how crazy that makes you and then come back and try to judge me.
That is all!
Don’t eat too much candy.. cavities are not fun.
I've never had a near death experience, but I DID find 2 spiders in my house this morning, and that's pretty much the same thing.
If you like to be constantly criticized over your peanut butter to jelly ratio on sandwiches, being a parent is definitely for you.
It's called "Mom Tax" and it applies to ALL SWEETS OBTAINED BY CHILDREN pic.twitter.com/VExGwIOdBn
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How I Unwind the Kids During Summertime goo.gl/fb/bqcdoV
Kid: When do I get the tablet back? Me: Thursday aftern--- Kid: *Yelling* I'LL NEVER GET IT BACK! Me: Okay, I guess never, then. #kidlogic
Being an adult is stupid. pic.twitter.com/ghkAP7UbIt
Me watching #AmericanNinjaWarrior: HAHA weak ass grip strength! Also me: Can't open a pickle jar.