My favorite part of the holidays is when they’re over. The preparation and time spent chasing Holden around is something I could really do without.
I’m so tired!! And all the movement made my stomach itch like I had poison ivy. Stupid me didn’t have any lotion with me (I carried a small bottle around while preggo with Holden for just such an occurrence.)
Not much to say about Easter with the fam. Lots of chit-chat, lots of food eating. Holden was well behaved except for body-slamming his soon to be cousin Annabelle multiple times. She took it well though, she’s one tough cookie. She also pulled the living shit out of my hair- I do NOT miss that stage at all.
I do have to say that I LOVE it when you’re open and honest, and you say: “Hey, I know i’m being stupid and irrational but this is how I feel” and someone comes back and says “you’re being stupid and irrational!”
Umm.. DUH, didn’t I just say that? Don’t be a cunt just because i’m being honest with stupid and irrational feelings i’m having.
Some people really have nothing better to do than to tear others down. Get a life and some self esteem, dick lick.
Oh, and try having your own kids- and see how crazy that makes you and then come back and try to judge me.
That is all!
Don’t eat too much candy.. cavities are not fun.
8yo told me that Oct 31st is "national knock-knock joke day"- which means Halloween will henceforth be known as "The Most Annoying Day Ever"
@SassyPsychDoc "It seemed like a good idea at the time"
@SassyPsychDoc I fact-checked him myself. Someone was seriously sleeping on the job that day
Thought my 8yo was lying when he said that a male woodchuck is a he-chuck & a female is a she-chuck.Nope. If I have to know that, so do you!
Sometimes advice from our kids is EXACTLY what we need to hear. Been a rough few months & what my 8yo said hit home holdinholden.com/2017/10/winn…
10yo: What is calculus? Me: It's you + me = us Husband: get out. #oldpeoplejokes
Bravery AND confidence pic.twitter.com/voqjVXWgZx
@wildblueME I just don't tell them what I'm making anymore
Winning Advice from an 8-year old goo.gl/fb/MmhfYU