Maybe I won’t be writing the post I want to be writing tonight.
After getting slammed into by a car that decided to DRIVE AWAY as fast as humanly possible instead of pulling over like a decent human being.. and then the cops taking 30 minutes to show up while Holden is screaming in the back.. they tell us they can’t do anything.
THANKS FOR NOTHING.
Then I get home and my laptop won’t turn on. It won’t even acknowledge that it’s even plugged in. The thing worked PERFECTLY before we moved and now nothing. Not even a glimmer of life.
Fucking ridiculous. After getting out of that hellhole, life has decided to shit all over me. Fantastic.
@DianeAuten There is no other way
@DianeAuten I'm so glad you're enjoying it!
Minecraft Stole my Children goo.gl/fb/VG9w3M
I don't know what I want for dinner, but I can guarantee it's not any of the 14 things my husband will suggest.
@ThisIsAstartes Best worst little shits on the planet.
What's that smell? A lot of pants on fire. pic.twitter.com/bVK0FnJgeB
I'm officially done parenting. Here's how I did it: holdinholden.com/2018/01/im-o…
I’m Officially Finished Parenting. Here’s how I did it goo.gl/fb/TBJQPJ
Some people meal prep to be healthy throughout the week. Some people meal prep because they want to be lazy for the rest of the week. I meal prep to prove to my kids that humans CAN eat the same thing day after day without dying.