Maybe I won’t be writing the post I want to be writing tonight.
After getting slammed into by a car that decided to DRIVE AWAY as fast as humanly possible instead of pulling over like a decent human being.. and then the cops taking 30 minutes to show up while Holden is screaming in the back.. they tell us they can’t do anything.
THANKS FOR NOTHING.
Then I get home and my laptop won’t turn on. It won’t even acknowledge that it’s even plugged in. The thing worked PERFECTLY before we moved and now nothing. Not even a glimmer of life.
Fucking ridiculous. After getting out of that hellhole, life has decided to shit all over me. Fantastic.
Hard pass from me pic.twitter.com/VayvW1eopK
I've gotten to the point where I'd let my kids summon a demon with a Ouija board before I'd let them play Monopoly together again.
Parenthood is when you start counting the minutes to bed time before 11am.
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WHY WOULD I LIE pic.twitter.com/kEmQYtl1mi