Maybe I won’t be writing the post I want to be writing tonight.
After getting slammed into by a car that decided to DRIVE AWAY as fast as humanly possible instead of pulling over like a decent human being.. and then the cops taking 30 minutes to show up while Holden is screaming in the back.. they tell us they can’t do anything.
THANKS FOR NOTHING.
Then I get home and my laptop won’t turn on. It won’t even acknowledge that it’s even plugged in. The thing worked PERFECTLY before we moved and now nothing. Not even a glimmer of life.
Fucking ridiculous. After getting out of that hellhole, life has decided to shit all over me. Fantastic.
The “Are You Ready to Have Kids?” Checklist of Doom goo.gl/fb/DTPJ1A
If anyone asks how I died, you can just go ahead and tell them "she was lured in by free pie in exchange for listening to 2nd graders screech Thanksgiving songs for 30 minutes"
Half-Assed Jingler Syndrome goo.gl/fb/McWfBy
@ItsEvieClaire Booze and tears
I'm not saying this is the perfect #Christmas gift for all the parents in your life, but.... okay, yeah I am. That's exactly what I'm saying. Truths from the bowels of parenthood! amazon.com/Kids-Are-Turds…
@Gofashiondeals All of that and more. Good times. Gooooood times